i swear i get uglier everyday

Anonymous: Did you actually fuck a pumpkin?

Not yet it’s not time to

Anonymous: Stay healthy, take vitamines and omega 3.

Well thank you

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

telapathetic:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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